When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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