What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just found a bag of teeth...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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