im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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