i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
