We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
