Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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