So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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