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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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