he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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