i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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