Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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