yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize