Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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