You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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