I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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