The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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