Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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