...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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