Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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