This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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