writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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