Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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