She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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