do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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