Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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