i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
