I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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