i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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