And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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