please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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