I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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