38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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