How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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