That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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