honey bunches of taint.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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