I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have aggressive nipples.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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