what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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