The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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go home
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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