I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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