put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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