dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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