I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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