dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize