Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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