let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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