margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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