We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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