I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I have tasted many bathrooms
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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