Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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