Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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