your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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