Midget sex pt 2 tonight
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just blew my weed a kiss
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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